so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My vagina is officially offended.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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