I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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