I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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