It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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