hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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