that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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