in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
