i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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