I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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