there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This is my life. Enjoy the view
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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