The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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