she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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