i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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