fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
