Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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