Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
