Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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