Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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