I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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