let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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