So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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