So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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