it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
just tell him i said nine months
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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