Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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