You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Randomize
