the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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