think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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