I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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