All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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