You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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