we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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