I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't think brook has ever known best
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
handjob tips. give me some.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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