at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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