does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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