You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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