clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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