oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He shit in the fireplace
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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