Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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