is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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