Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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