I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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