HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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