Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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