Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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