He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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