well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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