I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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