you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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