So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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