Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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